
A snapshot of Google Trends in action
You’re obviously late to the Internet party if you haven’t realized Google owns the world. As the leading search engine, the amount of information it gathers on multiple levels is stupefying.
One thing that is relatively unknown for the average user, however, is the fact that you — sitting lazily on your La-Z-Boy — can pretty much keep your finger on the pulse of what your hometown, your state, your country or the world is thinking about (and, thus, searching for) at any particular moment.
Google Trends is one window into the strange Internet universe, and sometimes what you’ll see in the top ten searches can get downright weird.
After tracking it for a few days, you begin to learn about our Internet-dwelling populace — how much television people really watch (a lot), how much smut people like to read (a lot), and why news organizations are starting to pitch infotainment BS to the people instead of real news (guess which category you’ll find dominating the list).
I’ve got a Trends widget installed on my iGoogle page that updates on the hour what people in the U.S. want to know, so let’s take a foray into searches that are showing as “hot,” “spicy,” or the pinnacle — “volcanic” — here at 5:30 p.m. on this Tuesday evening:

Courtesy Drunkathlete.com
#3) Amber Hanley
Hotness rating: ON FIRE
I guess all you need to do if you’re a random college coed looking for fame is to find yourself in the same room as a highly intoxicated and horny Steelers quarterback in the “VIP” section of a rural Georgia bar. Here’s a clip from the latest report from the National Enquirer CBS News (???):
MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. (CBS/AP) — Amber Hanley, a 21-year-old college student who met NFL star Ben Roethlisberger in a Georgia bar, says the Steeelers (nice typo CBS) quarterback wanted more than a just a cute photo with the young co-ed, but she just rolled her eyes and moved on, earning a tongue lashing from Big Ben.
Later, she says, Roethlisberger was hitting hard on another girl.
Illegal, poor taste or just drunk fun?
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